Fun With Food

A series of posts for a blog I post on...I started the fun with food....

Even wonder why most of the Jesus and Mary images end up on E-Bay if they are so sacred? The Blessed Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich, the Jesus Christ Cross Potato Chip, the Jesus Christ Pierogi, The Weeping Jesus Rock, The Jesus on an Oyster, etc...what I am missing?...you would think people would turn them into sacred shrines...but no, their first thought is I can make money selling this on E-Bay...strange...Wonder if Jesus and Mary get a cut?

Me....

I just want to say that I don't see it about the Virgin Mary watermelon. It looks like a misshapen slab of raspberry gelato to me. Actually, my wife and I were wondering what PART of the Virgin Mary's anatomy that watermelon was supposed to look like...

Flipkid, Blue Stat

Do all these people realize that what they see on their food items, cloud formations, misshapen tree bark, etc., might not be Jesus but Charles Manson? I once saw a face on my slightly charred Chapati that resembled Jesus, but I was informed by the chef that it was not Jesus, but the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. I looked again and decided it was closer to Charlie. With a burning ember, I added a Swastika between the 'eyebrows', just to update it a bit, slathered on some curry sauce and lentils(who vaguely resembled the Left Field Crowd at Yankee Stadium), and ate it/them. It all depends on your point of view I guess.

Steve, Cedar Falls Iowa

I saw Bill 'O in my jello (lol) maybe I will see Ann Coulter in my split pea soup. Yuck, Peace, Denise! P.S. Maybe I will see Bushwhacked in my oatmeal.

DCOHN, Cleveland, Ohio

Steve...you mustn't play with the embers in your food...where are your manners!!! sounds like a Zappa song though...you crack me up...but, why didn't you sell Charlie on E-Bay?...the added feature of the "Swastika between the 'eyebrows'" would have gotten big bucks!!! Rage on!!!

DCohn...please save me the Coulter in the Pea Soup after your vision...I want to frame it and sell it on E-Bay to her twisted and tormented fans!!!

Me


Steve. Dude. You are peculiar in all the right ways. I won't be able to have my usual toast for breakfast tomorrow with out checkin' for Charlie. Thank you very very VERY much.

Todd, New Orleans, LA

Speaking of finding images in things, my dog just 'pinched a loaf' in the frint yard, and lo and behold, there was an image of Ann Coulter in it. Problem is, the dog turned around for a quick sniff and saw it, too. Went running into the woods loudly yapping and yowling his head off. This was three days ago, and I haven't seen him since!

Buzz, a.k.a "oh, where oh where can my Buzzy dog be?"


Aside from its' value as an accidental food decoration, the image of Jesus has been standardized as a tall, strawberry-blonde with green eyes. I attended a religious college and once postulated that Jesus nee Yeshua, was only Half-Jewish, on his Mother's side. His father was God. It was left to speculate from current Images of Jesus and current translations of the Greek Religion, what his Dad's ethnicity was? My guess was either Norwegian, Swedish, or possibly Lithuanian. Although there were Teutonic Guards in the area, guarding Peter O'Toole...I mean Roman Officials. One of them might have played God to the half-starved Mary, and Surrogate Angelic Father to the future Redeemer, Gott'n Himmel! Heilige Scheiss!. In the end, it doesn't really matter as people will put their own faces on the both of them...or THEM, if you prefer. Maybe Danish?

Steve, Cedar Falls, Iowa

Buzz - kudos for the laugh. I think there's a turd in the cat box here that looks like Cheney. In fact, they ALL look like Cheney.

Sue, West Allis, Wisconsin


Sue- Do they SMELL like him, too? There, now that I'm on the FBI watch list (like I wasn't before...), I might as wall just say it; I bet your litterbox collection is smarter and less
ethically-challenged than Cheney, too.

Buzz


Steve, I didn't find Charlie on the toast this morning, but I swear saw Squeaky Fromme in the jelly.

Wondering

Wondering...she is in EVERYBODYS JELLY. Her wandering ghost body is still trying to find the Colt/Browning .45 Automatic Instruction Booklet that shows her where the 'Safety' is. She had it at her last breakfast before her Assinine...I mean her Assassination Attempt on Gerald Ford. The Family has always been unprepared when it comes to firearms, having better luck with cutlery. I won't tell you who's in your ice cream. (OK...Sadie Mae Glutz!)

Steve Turner Cedar Falls Iowa



Oh, the fun you can have with food....